NOW OR NEVER

gamegrrl:

1. Party Drunk:

• will talk to anyone and everyone
• only does shots
• has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there
  

2. Blissful Drunk

• does nothing but laugh
• just happy to be included
  
• too good for this world
• loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago
• probably also does acid

3. Emotional Drunk

• not great at parties
• is either crying tears of sorrow bc there’s no chips left or crying tears of gratitude bc someone showed them where the bathroom is
• brings out everyone’s inner mother

4. Parent Drunk

• keeps everyone’s shit together
• everyone thinks they’re sober but they’ve actually had 5 shots in an hour
• knows when u need to go home and will make sure you get there
• holds back your hair when you’re vomiting at 3am

5. Slutty Drunk

• never gets cold
  
• makeup never smudges
• never has to buy their own drinks
• you think they’re sloppy and have no idea what they’re doing but every move is calculated and intentional

6. Sloppy Drunk

• wasted by 10pm
• needs to be taken home early
• will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it
• a Mess
• never learns from their mistakes

(via princess-phweebe-deactivated201)

teenagefrankzhang:

So my dad took away my laptop because I wouldn’t give him the password. I wasn’t even allowed to type it in, he demanded to know the password to my personal computer because he thinks I’m “ doing things I’m not supposed to do. ” My sister is not, and never has been, held to the same standard when it came to passwords on her own phone etc. But my parents always suspect me of being “up to something” and will randomly ask to use my computer/ know the password, and when I say no, they get mad at me. In the past, they have taken away my devices and looked through them, which cased me a lot of anxiety and is part of the reason I don’t like it when people use my computer or go through the camera roll on my phone. Even as I type this, I’m being asked what I’m doing. If you think parents demanding to know the passwords to their child’s personal devices is a breach of privacy please reblog

(via dropinonly)